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FAQ About Your eBay Account

You probably take your eBay account for granted but do you know just how vital your eBay account really is?

Now’s the time to take a moment to realize just how important that eBay account of yours really is because everything you do on eBay revolves around your eBay account period.

Do you buy things through the eBay website?
You’ll need an eBay account to do that.

Do you sell things though the eBay website?
Yep, you’ll sure need an eBay account to do that too.

If you rely on eBay, as a seller, for much of your online income then your eBay account really, and I mean REALLY, is important to you. Imagine if you woke up tomorrow and eBay had suspended your account. Everything that you do on eBay wold just come to a dead stop - no slow down - a sudden and harsh stop.

Everything that you do on eBay involves your eBay account - period. Without it you can’t use eBay. If you’re an eBay seller then your eBay account is probably more important to you than if you just used eBay to buy things.

But even as a buyer, your eBay account is still very important. eBay is a great place to buy things from. It’s convenience makes it very popular and now that sellers cannot leave feedback for buyers, buyers are guaranteed a better buying experience.

So next time you think about eBay, think about your eBay account - it is the heart of everything that you do on eBay.

If you have any questions relating to your eBay account then take a look at our eBay account frequently asked questions page at http://auctionaffiliatesecrets.com/ebay-account-faq.html

There’s nothing to buy, no sales pitch and no catch. We are building a page for eBay account FAQ that anyone can view and use for free. We’ll be adding questions and the answers to that page, so if you have any questions relating to your eBay account, please add them to the comments section below and we’ll add them to the eBay Account FAQ page with the answers.

That page will form a great reference point for many eBay users who have questions relating to their eBay account.

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Imagine having software that will connect you with a desperate buyer, find them a product, and send a sale generating e-mail that puts money in your pocket in about ten seconds. Would you buy this software?

Of course you would! Who would turn down the chance to almost completely automate their income for very little work?

Listen, I’ve been there. I know what it’s like to try and do things the hard way. I used to manually scour the Craigslist wanted section trying desperately to match up the buyers with an eBay product so that I could profit as an affiliate.

I know that it is a time consuming and tedious task.

That is the exact reason why a new software called CraigsAgent was created. Connecting buyers with a product they will drool over is a great business model. CraigsAgent automates it in almost 10 seconds.

Let’s do a bit of a number breakdown to see if it’s worth doing it manually or if you should spring for some automated income. For argument’s sake we’ll imagine that there is 1 sale per 20 eBay affiliate e-mails you send to the users on Craigslist . (Individual results will vary)

Manual: 20 e-mails at 4 minutes each = 1 hour 20 minutes for one sale

Automatic: 20 posts at 10 seconds each= 3.33 minutes for one sale

So, it’s up to you to decide. It’s up to you if you want to work all day long for little return or if you want to work for a short amount of time for huge return.

Take advantage of the unlimited support and upgrades, and FREE built-in link cloaking technology that hides those ugly affiliate links. If you’ve always wanted to know how the elite eBay affiliates make their six figure income then check out CraigsAgent and you’ll easily see why.

Michael Sherriff
Read more about the CraigsAgent Software on this blog here

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Social Niche Builder

Social sites are well known - I am willing to bet that right now you can name at least one or two, maybe even three.

The ones I can think of include Bebo.com, MySpace.com, Facebook.com

They’re are all social sites but they are all missing one ingredient…

NONE of these major social sites cater to a specific niche!!!

Think about that for a moment - “None of the major social sites cater for a specific niche”.

How can this be? We’re all told that you must cater for a niche to succeed so how come these ‘big’ social sites are so general?

Simple, they are SO big now that they do not need to target a niche BUT this is good news for you and me and everyone else.

How?

OK, pick a niche, any niche - let’s pick “Bass Fishing” as an example. Now, on the ‘big’ social sites there are probably already groups set up by people interested in this niche which is even better news for us as you are about to find out.

You see, if there are people dedicated and passionate about “bass fishing” who are online in a group right now then these people tick all the boxes that we need because this shows us that we can create a brand new social website that is specific to their niche!!

Think about a niche that you are personally interested in. Now, you may belong to a group on MySpace already but think about how interested you would be if there was a social website that was specific to your niche.

Can you picture it? Let me help you. Keep in mind your own personal niche interest - now picture going to MySpace or FaceBook or Bebo and that entire site was totally dedicated to JUST YOUR niche!!! Everything about the site was totally the niche you’re interested in.

Now can you picture that?!?! It would be amazing - like a MySpace JUST for your own niche interests.

So why on Earth aren’t there any of these sites available? Well, there are but they are very few and far between because normally the scripts and software that power a niche social site are expensive and complicated to set up and use. It puts people off which is a shame but also good news for you because it means that for just about ANY niche you can think of there ISN’T currently a social niche website for it.

There is currently a MASSIVE hole in the market that is crying out to be filled. The niches already exist - the people who are passionate about that niche are already social-site-savvy which means all the hard work has been done.

All YOU need to do now is provide them a social niche website that they can use.

You might be asking yourself, “But why would I want to do something like that”?

OK, cool, now you’ll need to read this carefully because this is the most important part of this article.

Social website owners are sitting on goldmines. Owning a successful social site is like being able to choose your own salary (no I’m not kidding). Social sites are successful because of how they work, people use them and tell other people about them who tell others etc etc.

Now, instead of thinking of a social site as just a website where people hang out, think of them as ‘membership sites’ and as you probably know, membership sites are money making sites. But the difference here is that you do NOT have to create content for members each month - you do not have to worry about collecting membership fees either.

So how are you going to make money with a site like this?

Oh come on you’re kidding me, right? No? OK, here’s how…

First of all there is easy to implement advertising such as AdSense and other similar programs. Next comes the fact that every member of the site can be contacted by you via the site which means if you have 2,000 people who are passionate about a specific topic then it would be very easy to make money each month by simply telling them about related products which you are an affiliate of.

By now there should be light bulbs flashing like mad just above your head.

But I hear the question you had earlier - these sites are normally expensive to set up because the scripts and software used isn’t cheap.

Well, it’s NOT anymore - setting up your own social niche website is now VERY much within your grasp thanks to the brand new Social Niche Builder.

The fact is that right now you really do not have any excuse not to set up at least one niche social website because you’re not going to face the problem of expensive, complicated, scripts and software because the new Social Niche Builder solves both of these issues for you.

Still don’t believe me? Go check this out for yourself - the market, right now, is wide open and waiting for your niche social site to walk in and suck up the cash and nope, I’m really not exaggerating.

Go check out Social Niche Builder right now.

Regards,

Michael Sherriff

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Digg-It Yourself

Just for a moment I want you to imagine that your modest little website that has been struggling for traffic since you built it was suddenly swamped with so many visitors that your web host struggled to hold up.

Imagine that your modest blog went from a handful of readers to 1000’s of readers.

Imagine that out of no where you suddenly had more traffic to your sites than you actually knew what to do with.

Sounds like a great position to be in doesn’t it - but right now it just feels like a bit of a dream - a fantasy that you wished might happen one day if only you knew how. OK, I’m not going to kid around here, there are some plain facts and truths that you need to understand so you can have one of those, “Oh yeah, I get it” moments.

Right now there are millions of people all around the world that are surfing the interent. They are visiting websites and spending a few hours of their time looking at things that interest them. Now, you might be thinking, “Err yeah, that’s obvious, so what of it”.

Ok, here’s the part you need to get your head around - these people are visiting websites that they have ‘found’. Pay attention to the word “found”. One way or another, these people are finding the websites they are visiting. They didn’t type a random web address - they visited the sites because the FOUND them.

Now here is the ‘let’s cut the crap and put it back to a simple process’ - YOU need other people to FIND your site. Question is - “How you YOU going to do to make it easy for them to find you”?

I’m not talking PPC or months of Search Engine Optimization - sure they work but we don’t want to spend any money, or much time, so we need the simple system that cuts out the crap that you’ve been told about and sold on - we just want a little something that works so darn well you may need to warn your web host first!!!

So what is the key? What is it that gets people to your site? What makes them find your site without you paying a single dime in PPC or spending months chipping away at Search Engine Optimization?

Simple - Digg-It Yourself

Use the power of people to tell other people who will tell 100’s of other people about your site.

Sound simple? That’s because it is but because it sounds so simple many people pass this by and look for the hard way of doing things.

Stop following the crowd - they’re walking the wrong way!!!

You want the simple way of getting a raging torrent of visitors to your website right now?

Go check Digg-It Yourself now

Regards,

Michael Sherriff

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How To Shorten a Long Link - Hide Affiliate ID - Mask Affiliate Link

These are just a few of the solutions that Lusshy.com can offer you.

We are pleased to announce a new link shortening service that you can use right now for free. http://lusshy.com has been launched to offer anyone a free link shortening service. Plus the links you shorten using Lusshy.com will NEVER expire or be deleted.

So why would you need to shorten a link?

Well, long links sometimes get split on to two lines when sent via email. When that happens the link stops working.

If you are promoting items as an affiliate you will want to ‘mask’ your affiliate link for two reasons;

1) To hide the fact that the link is an affiliate link

2) To stop people from stealing your affiliate comissions.

You see, the reality of things is this - when you promote something as an affiliate, you may get a link that looks something like ‘www.themaindomain.com/prod/affiliateID=74632′

Now that looks ugly don’t you think!?! So this link causes you two problems - ugly links like that don’t get clicked as much as a ‘normal URL’ plus sometimes people will simply cut the end off the link that contains you affiliate ID so you won’t get paid the commissions you would have earned.

These are two things you want to avoid as an affiliate marketer.

So what is the solution? Use a free link shortening service like http://lusshy.com

What’s Lusshy.com ? Lusshy is a link shortening service that you can use for free. No need to join anything or sign up for anything - just go to http://lusshy.com - enter the link you want shortening and Lusshy will instantly give you a nice short link to use instead.

Why is Lusshy.com free ?

Well, why not? It’s an easy to offer service that is easy to maintain plus we place subtle AdSense ads on the site which cover the hosting costs of the site

It’s a win - win solution. You get a reliable link shortening service that you can use for free and we get a nice warm feeling inside thinking that we have helped someone. It’s a nice feeling that is very under-rated.

So, got to http://lusshy.com and shorten all your long links today. Every link that is shortened using Lusshy.com will NEVER be deleted and will NEVER expire so you can be sure the link you shorten today will still work in years to come

Lusshy.com - The Free Link Shortening Service

Regards,

Michael Sherriff

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My friend Greg Lloyd just released the internet’s most massive giveaway ever:

It’s Father’s Day and you receive Tons of Private Label Right Products.

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-tons of ebooks
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So just where did all these goodies come from?

Well I teamed up with Greg Lloyd who has called in some favors from a whole bunch of top online marketers and convinced them all to give you TONS of PLR Products at no cost to you to celebrate Fathers Day.

It is my way of saying “thank you” to you!

These products are worth thousands and thousands of dollars and have already made the owners thousands and thousands of dollars.

Go get it now!
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Regards,

Michael Sherriff

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As quoted by eBay announcements…

***Listing Policy Clarifications: Apple iPhone 3G Pre-Sales and Post-Launch Sales***

June 12, 2008 | 04:15PM PST/PT

The following listing policy clarifications will be implemented effective immediately:

Apple iPhone 3G Pre-Sales are prohibited. This highly-anticipated device will be in high demand after the US release on July 11th, 2008. Prior to the release of similar high-demand electronics, we saw a high number of well-intentioned sellers unable to meet their pre-sale obligations to buyers due to restricted supply, as well as an increase in fraudulent listings for these items. To prevent similar problems with the iPhone 3G, eBay is prohibiting all pre-sales of this device.

Criteria for Apple iPhone 3G Post-Launch Sales. In order to continue to ensure protection for our Community after these items are made available by the manufacturer, the following requirements have been put in place for the sale of the iPhone:

-The listing must include a unique photograph of the item or items
-Your User ID must be clearly displayed within the photograph (watermarks will not be accepted).
-To ensure buyer protection, PayPal must be the only accepted form of payment

Sellers will also be notified of these requirements during the listing process when using the Sell Your Item form.

!!!!End eBay Quote!!!!

So it appears that eBay is bracing itself and looking to protect us (and itself) from possible 3G iPhone Pre-sales. They did the same thing when the first generation iPhone was released so I guess this shouldn’t come as any surprise really.

But what do you think?

Is this fair?

Does it protect us or restrict us?

Does this policy go far enough or is it just a waste of time?

Have your say in the “Something To Say” section below.

Regards,

Michael Sherriff

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eBay has released an exclusive iPhone index which places all iPhone related sales data at your fingertips.

As the sales of Apples prized iPhone continue to decline, more and more ‘unlocked’ iPhones are starting to appear with prices falling at an alarming rate. O2 has just slashed £100 off the UK 8Gb model.

O2, (in the UK), are currently offering the 8Gb model for £169/$340, while in Germany, T-Mobile are offering the same model for just 99 Euros which is around £78/US$153.

The price of the 16Gb model remains unchanged however.

But why is this happening?

Well, when Apple released the iPhone they anticipated 500,000 sales across Europe but to date, that sales figures sits at just 330,000. The reasons for this are cited that Apple made some big mistakes when they brought their iPhone to market.

For one, the product was lacking some features that should have been included as standard. The fact that the phone didn’t offer 3G - instead it offered the slower alternative of EDGE. Another factor is the phone didn’t feature a camera or MMS (image text messaging).

Be honest, if you walked into a mobile phone store and was offered a phone that didn’t have 3G, didn’t have a camera and couldn’t send MMS text messages, would you still buy one for over £200/$400 and pay £35/$70 line rental?

Yeah, neither would I but this is the Apple iPhone we’re talking about which is why 330,000 models were sold across Europe. This however wasn’t as many as Apple had hoped for.

So now that the prices are falling and unlocked models are appearing, what does this mean for buyers and sellers on eBay? Obviously, if the new prices are falling and a new model is due to be released, then this will have a knock on effect across the used market - namely eBay.

So, below, what you will find is the latest Apple iPhone sales data for the iPhone. At your finger tips is all of the sales data you need to decide if this is a good time to buy or begin selling a model that is due to be replaced.

And to be super helpful, you’ll also be able to see all related sales data for the iPhone accessories too

So enjoy and dig - use the info below and if you like the tool below than please use the “Bookmark It” link to share this blog post - it is much appreciated. You can also email this page directly to your friends.

Please feel free to leave your comments too. I look forward to hearing what you think.

Michael Sherriff

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